- sitting down in a public place and all you can hear is the person sitting next to you burning a hole in their pants. really lady? you're making it really hard not to laugh right now.
- going and visiting people and encountering that fretted awkward silence. you know, that silence that leaves every single person looking in all different directions, no eye contact, and then the ever so popular echoing cough.
- shaving for the first time in..well details aren't important..and realizing that you can no longer see the water. it's the winter layer. girls, can i get an amen?
- having a dream that miss jay was giving a runway walk demonstration and trampled me. i blame all these ANTM re-runs. i just can't get enough.
- waiting at a red light and accidentally honking the horn, resulting in death stares all around. i swear people, i'm not that jerky person.
- imitating accents. honestly, i'm the worst. i was trying to be all serious and do an australian accent that somehow transformed into an angry irish...gnome?
- it's march. BIRTHDAY MONTH! it's also the star/golden birthday at that. i'll be turning the ripe old age of 24. yikes.
- being surprised by the hubby with a bouquet of beautiful tulips (my favorite), some yummy chocolates and a red box film of Hugo. whaa? it's not even my birthday, anniversary, or valentine's day. love that man of mine!
- playing pin the tail on the donkey and having nerf gun wars at an adult birthday party is the only way to go.
- having such a sweet "cousin-in-law" (if that even exists), who delivered some nice treats and a recipe for me to try out. obviously the word has spread that i am incapable when it comes to the kitchen ;)
- making grocery store runs and having the husband stop you to catch up on his Bachelor gossip of skankface courtney, and the newly announced preggers, snookie. that's when you know you have a keeper.
- celebrating the bieb's 18th birthday with an awesome playlist and watching Never Say Never. finally ladies, it's acceptable for us to have a little crush (because i know you all do).
and don't forget about the lovely giveaway that closes tomorrow. so hurry on over and enter.
you know you want to!