blondes have more fun



this is a disclaimer: i do not believe that blondes are stupid by any means. and being a somewhat blonde myself, i can definitely say that i am a highly intelligent lady. but sometimes i have my "blonde" moments where i seem to say things before...thinking. 
so here are a few of my families favorite 'tj moments' that they like to remind me of on a daily basis. enjoy at my own expense.




1. friend: ...we'll have to leave the country then.
        me: yeah, let's move to hawaii!
    friend: (silent stare)


2. {baking cake from box}
        me: katie, i need help baking this birthday cake for my friend.
     sister: sure, what do you need help with?
        me: all of it?


3.     me: do you want anything to drink?
   friend: sure, do you have any coke?
        me: let me go check 
              (goes to the fridge)
              sorry, we don't have coke, we only have coca cola.


4. {cooking in the kitchen}
        me: oh my gosh, jonnie, i just sprayed pam in my mouth, what do i do?
  brother: what do you mean?
        me: well, the back says "if swallowed, seek medical attention."


5. {while playing Outburst Junior}
      hubs: what body parts come in pairs? go!
        me: ears, feet, hands, eyes, nostrils, um, kidney?
      hubs: yep, keep going.
        me: wait, we don't have two stomaches right?
      hubs: no, we are not cows.


6. {while playing Outburst Junior}
        me: name U.S. states that border canada.
      hubs: washington, idaho, montana, minnesota, new york, alaska...
        me: ha, NO! alaska doesn't border canada
      hubs: um, yes it does!
        me: well, that ones just hard because they always show it in a tiny box like hawaii on the maps.


7. {while helping my sister cook}
        me: okay, it calls for two cups of milk.
     sister: here you go (hands me a 1 cup measuring cup)
        me: but it calls for two cups.
     sister: you fill it up twice.  
  brother: are you serious?


happy friday and happy almost christmas!

45 comments:

  1. Nothing worse than having blonde moments, unless someone is remembering all of them!
    Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Ha ha, these made me laugh! I have an older sister who gives us comments like this all the time. "Abraham Lincoln died?" is my favorite. And she's not even blonde!

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  3. Haha you are hilarious. Beinga blonde, I can totally relate to a lot of these haha... The pam one was too funny.

    - Sarah
    http://agirlintransit.blogspot.com

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  4. Haha I love these - my roommate trans fat was a product you purchase in the grocery store... that took a little bit of explaining haha

    -meesch
    http://www.aperfectkindofday.com

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  5. loved these. I have similar moments. Family does tend to never forget these?

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  6. ha ha, these are great!
    -wHiT
    www.blacklittlebutton.blogspot.com

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  7. These are hilarious. Kudos to you for sharing them! :)

    My favorite story that we never let my aunt forget is when she was the leaving the library, by herself, and after putting her books in the backseat, climbed into the backseat herself. She then realized she was driving and had to get back out and get in the drivers seat, hoping no one saw. It's priceless.

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  8. These are hilarious. Kudos to you for sharing them! :)

    My favorite story that we never let my aunt forget is when she was the leaving the library, by herself, and after putting her books in the backseat, climbed into the backseat herself. She then realized she was driving and had to get back out and get in the drivers seat, hoping no one saw. It's priceless.

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  9. hahaha I am guilty of those "moments" I'll admit.
    xo

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  10. haha the 1st, 7th, and 8th one made me crack up. I think everyone goes through funny moments I've gone through a few myself I can't remember any right now though, but they make life a lot more fun! Hope you have a Merry Christmas this weekend!!

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  11. Ha ha ha LOL! I have had PLENTY of these moments myself! :)

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  12. Hahaha. Awesome! And Merry Almost Christmas!

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  13. These were hilarious! Everyone has stories like these, but leave it to family to remind you of them.

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  14. Haha these are great! And blondes do have more fun :)

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  15. hahaha This post is too funny, I tend to have my moments too, glad im not the only one

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  16. Hilarious! Thanks for letting us laugh at your expense! Merry Christmas!

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  17. HAHAHA. oh this had me laughin real good. thanks for brightening my morning :)

    Eliesa @ good day, sunshine

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  18. Ha ha ha girl I love that you shared this! We all do this is...and why the heck would they put Alaska in its own separate box then?! I mean come on! That's just confusing for everyone! :)

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  19. haha seriously!
    you made my day ...
    you are the best TJ!


    don't ever change


    xoxo
    Melina ♥
    www.onlyaflightaway.blogspot.com

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  20. you just gave me the best laugh{s} i have had all day!!! too perfect, i love it ;) merry christmas!!! xoxoxo brynn

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  21. Love the blog girlie!

    Keep up the great posts!

    * follow eachother ?

    http://barbie-bombshell.blogspot.com/

    Happy Holidays, xo!

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  22. Ohhhhh I have had many many moments like these haha...I hear ya :p

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  23. my fav is #7 cuz i'm no whiz in the kitchen either!

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  24. hahah too funny! I have too many moments like this too
    xo dana
    thewonderforest.com

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  25. Hahaha I seriously laughed out loud reading this.
    Thank you so much for sharing <3

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  26. Hahaha oh my goodness. This made me laugh so much. Thanks for sharing this funnyness. Have a merry christmas!

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  27. classic. you give blondes a good name! hahah

    WE TOTALLY HAVE MORE FUN!!

    love this.

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  28. Hahahahahaha oh my gosh. I am dying! Love this!! I do things like this a lot...I swear I'm a pretty smart person and I'm even brunette...so I have no excuses, but I guess moments like this make life even greater.

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  29. Bwahahahaha!! I love this!! I am right there with ya... I've said some pretty embarrassing blonde things myself :)

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  30. hahahaha love it. i'm a blonde too and sometimes my friends and family just look at me because they have no idea what to say when i say stupid things.

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  31. Love the post.. haha... us black haired girls have our blonde moments as well.


    http://highfashion-higherpurpose.blogspot.com/

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  32. ohhh gosh. This made me laugh pretty hard. blondes..... hahah.

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  33. These are really cute blonde moments! You made me laugh. Have a Merry Christmas! :)

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  34. Nice post Merry Xmas!!!
    http://paquetevistasbien.blogspot.com

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  35. haha love the coke and the last one :D how cuuute.

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  36. I'm a brunnette and have my blonde moments:

    me to a friend about his Volkswagen Golf:

    Do you have a Volkswagen or Golf?

    Blank stare...

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  37. hahahaha! Everyone has these moments! I've definitely had my share of blonde moments. I try really hard to catch them, but sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain!

    http://crescendoblog.blogspot.com

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  38. Thanks for a the good laughs!!!! Maybe I should go back to being a blonde....?

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  39. the milk one is definitely my favorite, too funny. i'm guilty of saying silly things like this too, only i'm not blonde- so what's my excuse?! :)

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  40. HA! Post pretty much just made my life!

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